Death to Culture.

Culture commodifies creativity.

Culture is human expression made the slave of power.

Culture seizes anything good and decent it can sink its talons into, pumps it full of air, paints a big smile on it and twists it into an ugly new shape so it can be used to sell something.

Culture feeds itself by patting artists on the back when they conform and beating them severely when they don’t.

Culture drives people insane and then shuns them as crazy.

Culture made Michelangelo paint and sculpt women despite his apparent impression that women were men with grapefruits glued to their chests.

Culture either charges admission up front or expects a donation at the end (money, by the way, is a cancer).

Culture defines beauty as an unobtainable ideal and then pressures people into buying products that will “make them beautiful.”

Culture segregates us so we’re easier to market to (think Sylvester McMonkey McBean on this).

Culture is the missing reel of Eisenstein’s Alexander Nevsky.

Culture clowns its capers in sawdust rings.

Culture thinks disillusionment is sad.

Culture causes suffering and is cruel. Culture envies. It parades itself and is puffed up. Culture behaves rudely, seeks its own, is provoked, thinks evil, rejoices in iniquity but not in the truth.

Death to Culture.

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